Hot Joke of the day

Hunting, sort of... Shelia walked into the kitchen to find her husband, Fred, stalking around with a fly swatter. "And what are we doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded. "Oh? Killing any?" she asked, with a smirk. "Yep! Got 4 males, 3 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How the heck can you tell?" "Simple." He replied, "4 were on a beer can, 3 were on the phone."